Heaven—its existence, its contents—has gotten a lot of play over the centuries. Hemingway, unsurprisingly, thought heaven might be a bull-fighting ring. Longfellow imagined infinite meadows. Dante proposed a divine hierarchy of sorts. And we’re all pretty familiar with the Qur’an’s promise of a paradise flush with virgins. To be fair, all of these predictions were made…
Media outlets reported this week that the American Academy of Pediatrics is recommending that the hot dog be redesigned. Apparently, 17 percent of children 10 and under who die of choking do so while eating a hot dog. According to one doctor, a hot dog is pretty much the “perfect plug for a child’s airway.” (Great. Freakin’ fantastic….
Observations from this weekend’s viewing of Disney on Ice: Let’s Celebrate! (otherwise known as Disney on Ice: Let’s Throw Together Everything from Birthdays to a Hawaiian Luau and Call it a Holiday! Also, Let’s Claim That, and I Quote, “Christmas is the Holiday Celebrated Everywhere in the World!” Because at Disney We Say SCREW YOU to Political…