Last Friday, I spent a large part of the evening manically cleaning the house. Adam followed me around, shaking his head in wonderment at my efforts. “Do you really think you need to wipe the mouldings?” he asked. “I doubt they’ll notice the dust, anyway.” I shook my own head, swiping at my sweaty brow with the clean (I think) end…
Since it’s Monday, let’s get the stupid out of the way, okay? Okay. (If you’re one of those annoyingly sunny Monday people, feel free to skip to the bottom. But then you’re a bottom-feeder. Get it? Bottom-fee….oh, forget it.) Three Stupid Things That Came to My Attention This Weekend Stupid Thing#1: My Chocolate Boycott So, this giving up…
Hey, it’s Friday! It’s also Giveaway Winner Announcement Day. Before I name the winner, allow me to observe how many of you have failed to appreciate the giveaway concept. With a giveaway, you get something FREE. Like, I have something, then I give it. Away. To you. For FREE. I am flummoxed by how many people viewed the…
Look! It’s my first giveaway! For you! Or one of you, at least. Of course, blog giveaways usually take place when the blogger has a sponsor or some kind of corporate force behind the scenes. Not this time, though. This giveaway is inspired by the mere facts that I’m tired and sloth-like and greedy for some comments. And so, without further…